Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Welcome to the Suck

Greetings from the Winter Wonderland of Fun Frozen Wasteland of Hell.

This is my back yard. The picture sucks because it's a) taken with my phone and b) taken through a glass door. But just in case you're wondering, that is not a swimming pool in the corner(get fucked, Matt). It is in fact a giant sheet of ice. Sa-weet!

Anyone wanna start a hockey team? I got a couple sticks in the garage.

10 comments:

dmbmeg said...

wow- I forgot what a real yard looks like.

New Texan said...

do you live in Bridgewater? That yard looks vaguely familiar.

TK said...

Nope. Walpole. So instead of living near a lovely mental institution, I live near a lovely maximum security prison.

New Texan said...

Well, you've got that going for ya... which is nice.

A Lover and a Fighter said...

I live like three blocks from Riker's. My friend calls and pretends to be escaped prisoners who are JUST OUTSIDE MY DOOR and I pretend to not be scared shitless every time he does it.

But also, nice yard and porch situation you got there. Can I come visit in the summer time and drink mojitos on it with you, your lovely wife, and your dogs? I'll bring one of those watermelons that's been injected with vodka...and I'll bring dmbmeg.

A Bowl Of Stupid said...

I'm sorry about that, kid.

I put a post up today in an attempt to ease your pain. Hope it helps!

(Yeah, I know - fuck off.)

TK said...

L & F - that might be too much Meg for this quiet little burb. I kid, I kid. Mi casa su casa.

Matt - there's a special hell for people like you.

A Bowl Of Stupid said...

Just remember - any time you want a change of scenery, mi casa es tu casa.

You always got a place to escape flying ice blocks.

slouchmonkey said...

Sorry about the ice, mate. I'm still envious of your lawn.

Anonymous said...

I feel your pain. But not nearly as much as the folks who remain stuck on I-78 in pennsyltucky. For them, it's been the 3-day commute to hell. So suck it up, dude. Let's put those garage sticks to use. I'll bring the 20 or so squirrels that have camped out in my back yard. run4chocolate.wordpress.com