All damn week people have been asking me who I'm picking for the Super Bowl. Mainly because those people know I a) am a rabid (and now bitter) Patriots fan, and b) hate the fucking Colts.
So here it is, for whoever gives a shit. I'm picking the Colts.
It's a bitter pill to swallow. But I have to, you see. I have to. God I hate them. And Manning. But I'm picking them for two reasons:
1. Because then the world will shut the fuck up about Peyton Manning.
2. Because I cannot live in a world where Rex Grossman, aka The Sex Cannon, is a Super Bowl Champion. Now that will de-legitimize sports as we know it. It might actually cause a black hole to open up and swallow us all. And nobody wants that.
So there it is. Colts win, those worthless, baby-raping pigfuckers.
We will continue with my regularly scheduled nonsense later.