So before I headed out today, the following telephone conversation took place:
TK: Hey, what's up.
Tim: Oh, you know. I'm almost there.
TK: Almost where?
Tim: Um... orgasm?
TK: Really? Huh. . . Well. . . this is awkward.
Tim: A bit.
TK: You want me to talk you through it?
Hope you enjoyed your weekend. I'm gonna go collapse.