It's 4 degrees right now in Boston. Four. Quatro. Quatre. With the wind chill? -10. Minus TEN. That's actually too cold to translate.
Holy fuck. And you know what Lewis Black said - "if the weather man says it's 4 degrees, but with the wind chill it's -10... well then it's MINUS TEN, asshole. Don't tell me what the temperature is if conditions were perfect!"
On the bright side, I went to college in Wisconsin, so I can always look around and say, "eh. I've seen worse."