Um... here's a question...
Is it wise to, oh, say... use the word "gangbang"? Figuratively speaking, of course.
At work?
In a meeting?
With two members of the police department present?
And your boss?
And someone from the Department of Youth Services?
And a City Councilor?
No?
Really?
Oh, fuck.
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
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it's all about context.
blythe, I know you're trying to make tk feel better, but I’d really be interested in hearing how the word “gangbang” could be used out of context.
"Does this heat give anyone else a rash? Gangbang, me too."
Anyone one want to take some action on the over/under for how long people stood staring, dumbfounded and horrified at TK? I bet the cops were thinking about calling for Chris Hansen to pay a little visit to TK's house.
I'm sorry they had to call you in here officers, we were just trying to get a little gangbang on here and liven things up....
HA HA HA!!!! Fabulous. You have another hospital bill coming your way, right away. Ow, my face!
hee hee hee! I swear, we must have been separated in the "spirit world". Conan? And inappropriate slang used in professional settings? And the letter "K"??? too mnay coincidences, my friend...
Do you all really wan to know the context? You seem to be having so much fun just making up your own, and I'm definitely enjoying it... Particularly I love L&F's use of the word gangbang as an exclamatory.
Gangbang, this is a boring work day.
Also, now I'm having too much fun saying the word gangbang, because it's a funny word.
So now I'm wandering around the office, muttering "gangbang" under my breath, and giggling.
That's probably going to get me in trouble.
Maybe you meant to say clusterfuck? That is what I'm guessing judging from the cast of characters in your meeting. Any meeting I have been to with that type of a group of people has undoubtedly been more of a clusterfuck than a gangbang. Unless, like in many of my meetings, you are getting screwed over by a large group of people? In that case it was a completely appropriate use of the word.
I'm hard pressed to figure out how to use gangbang positively, but you've got some creative listeners.
I'd sure love to know how the word gangbang got tossed around in a meeting with all those officials....
And by listener, I of course mean readers...
I work in Hollywood. It's always appropriate to say gangbang in a meeting here. "Did you hear that [high powered film exec] was part of a gangbang with Tom Sizemore last weekend?" Etc.
I also want to compliment you on your use of a Veronica Mars quote as the title for the entry.
Snausages.
Here is my recent dilemma: Every since Manny used the phrase "thundercunt" in a Pajiba comment I have been fighting myself not to use it in every possible setting. Are there ANY settings in which I can use this word? I need an outlet. Thanks.
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