Friday, May 09, 2008
So last week I'm ordering something on Amazon, and it tells me that I'm one cent shy of getting free shipping. So, of course, I immediately add Grand Theft Auto IV, because I'm a giant geek with too much spare time on my hands and a poor impulse control.
However, I firmly believe that Grand Theft Auto saves lives. At least, it does in my case. Just think about it - the ability to go on violent rampages, smash your car into buildings or drive it off of bridges - it just prevents me from cracking up and doing it in real life.
This is why I don't like public transportation - I always feel like I'm one jostled elbow or stepped-on foot away from one of those moments:
"... I'll kill you all"
You know what? I'm going to stop there. I... I may have said too much.
Regardless, it arrives today. Let the mayhem commence.
Also, the strip above comes from A Softer World. If you're not reading regularly, you are missing out on some the best dark humor on the internet.
Listening to: Uncle Tupelo - Criminals
Posted by TK at 8:47 AM