quick hit

Dear Boston Celtics,

Listen. My dad cam an awfully long way to visit me. He hasn't watched a basketball game in 10 years. We haven't had good father-son bonding time in years either. So could you do me a favor and not, you know, suck? That'd be super.

Thanks,

TK

ps - My parents? Here at my house? The greatest thing in the history of great things. For real. More to follow.