Friday, March 09, 2007

The continuation of a disturbing universe

Maybe I'll make this a recurring post, since I had such fun with it last time. Anyway, here are the latest search terms that led to this bright and cheery little niche of the interwebs:

1. speaking afrikaans wearing jean pant youtube (oookay... I mean... I've studied afrikaans. And I've seen youtube. And I wear pants. But...)
2. supressed (sic) cures (it saddens me that such I draw such poor spellers)
3. paul walker (obviously via the post on race)
4. eating uncooked meat (self explanatory)
5. uncooked meat blog (I'M FUCKING FAMOUS!)
6. cee-lo green and his perfect imperfections (via this post)
7. lyrics born (see the post below)
8. mike patton be aggressive (this post)
9. wife passed out pics (ok, technically this refers to this post, but it's still disturbing as hell. Especially because it's come up twice, meaning more than one roofie-slipping psycho bastard is coming here)
10. grischka (someone has seen Octopussy)
11. we fuck's (sic) milf .com (I. have. no. fucking. idea.)
12. oprah hate (gee, I wonder why my site came up)
13. sick bad uncooked meat (Wow. I've never seen myself described so succinctly before. It's like looking into a mirror.)
14. lyrics sweet caroline fucking slut (thank dmbmeg for this)
15. bald texan blog (sorry NT, I don't know if this refers to you or not)
16. i hate oprah (again, I have no idea why)

So. Again, my site is apparently drawing illiterates, drunks, people with mommy obsessions, date rapists, Oprah haters, drug users, future divorcees, music lovers, people with questionable diet habits, and James Bond fans.

So, pretty much a little snapshot of y'all, gentle readers.

At least no more child molesters like last time.

4 comments:

Lora_3 said...

I got a funny search lately "trinity friend of ox".
What?

So what did you think of the Wired season 3?

Be safe...

A Bowl Of Stupid said...

So. Again, my site is apparently drawing illiterates, drunks, people with mommy obsessions, date rapists, Oprah haters, drug users, future divorcees, music lovers, people with questionable diet habits, and James Bond fans.

Let's see, I fall into the first, second, fifth, sixth, eighth, ninth, and tenth categories. Okay, maybe, MAYBE number four (only on special holidays like Boxing Day, of course), but if you promise to keep that one to yourself, I'll gladly pull a Sergeant Shultz about all your "dead hooker issues."

TK said...

Lora - due to scheduling conflicts, I'm still only half way through S3 - but it's my favorite so far.

Matt - Hey now. I thought I made it clear: I've never killed a hooker! That was simply a misunderstanding. There were no witnesses. I mean... if I'd done something, that is.

Shit.

And come on - admit that you have a mommy fetish. It's totally cool.

Ay Dios Mio, Natalia. said...

1. When I was a child I was illiterate.

2. I'm pretty sure I'm still drunk from last night.

3. I'm obsessed with my mother's obsession to obsess over me.

4. I don't think I've date raped anyone. But, now that I think about it, one time this guy started crying...I dunno, I just thought it was because he had serious issues - like mommy obsessions...but I could have date raped him.

5. I hate that I occasionally watch Oprah. But it's only when I'm at home sick, or when I'm feeling like a paxil-popping, middle-aged white woman.

6. Whatever, I have prescriptions.

7. I hog the remote and comforter, can't cook or clean, and will eventually get older and fatter. It's bound to happen.

8. One of my few redeeming qualities.

9. You have no idea.

10. I'm not a fan, but my name is Natalia...and apparently that has something to do with one of the films?