Thursday, January 08, 2009


I was going to make a new years resolution to get back to more blog posts this year, but we all know that'd be a fucking lie.


Here's a rundown of the best-selling albums of 2008. Approximately 50% of them are absolute bloody shitballs. The remaining 5 are somewhere between "not awful" and "sort of decent."

This is why I disdain the radio so. Also, why I hate humans. Seriously, what the fuck, people? What the hell are you listening to? Where did you learn that listening to Taylor Swift is acceptable? I mean, I get that I'm kind of a pretentious dick when it comes to music, but I genuinely like some pop music. But every year, I get more and more irate with the big names in popular music. And that's because people buy their albums. Which means I get more and more irate with people.

Hence, I don't like people.

But you all knew that.

Hey, you know what sucks? Buying a brand new, awesome bike in the middle of winter. I'm really enjoying sitting in my study and gazing at it adoringly, then looking outside at six inches of snow and cursing profusely.

Ah well. I'll get my outdoors fix on this weekend when I go hiking.

So, enough ramble. Hope you're all doing well. Was this the first post of the new year? I forget, and I'm too lazy to check. If it is, happy new year. If it's not, go screw.

Peace out!


branded said...

The People's Choice award for Best TV Comedy?

Two and a Half Men.

Rifles are so unwieldy when trying to off oneself. I need a handgun.

Pants said...

I feel you. I have a beautiful new racing bike in my hallway and am itching to take it for a spin. But since it's nothing but ice out there, the gamble is too great.

Theo Bos is god! That is all...