My wife, though I love her dearly, is clearly wearing her crazypants today. She worked an overnight shift last night, so we didn't see each other last night or this morning. I got to work today with an email that simply said, "Ahoy, matey! Whar's me cookie?"
Since "Talk Like a Pirate Day" was last Friday, I thought she was either late to the game, or confused and trying to find our baked goods. Sadly, none of those are true. Because attached to the email, was this:
Get it? Three-legged dog? Pirate costume?
Oh, bloody hell.
Anyway. I'll be in Denver, CO from Sunday to Wednesday, so likely this'll be the last you hear of me for a few days. God knows what the dogs will be dressed in when I get home.
Have a good whatever.
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Listening to: Monty Burns - See My Vest
9 comments:
You're just jealous you didn't think of this first. I literally can't stop laughing--and I hate pets dressed in anything.
that is the goddamn funniest thing i have ever, ever seen. it's even funnier than the Bolt trailer. it's shit like this that makes her my favorite- stop ridiculing her brilliance! C
Your wife is fantastic. This picture is awesome!!
I'd like to take this opportunity to officially volunteer to petsit for you and Mrs. TK, should you ever need a night to yourselves. Please understand that this offer is coming from a completely honorable place, and not from a desire to just spend an evening cuddling with and/or attempting to pupnap Audrey.
TK, you'll be horrified to know that both 3-legged buns are now looking at me with fear in their eyes...
sloan, you saw the bolt trailer?
I really like that she looks like she's saying "Arrrrr".
Riiiiight...
You taunt me with these pictures. I want her more than ever.
i've seen that look before. it says "help me".
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