Friday, September 26, 2008

Yar. Ye be comipletely insane.

Welcome to my world.

My wife, though I love her dearly, is clearly wearing her crazypants today. She worked an overnight shift last night, so we didn't see each other last night or this morning. I got to work today with an email that simply said, "Ahoy, matey! Whar's me cookie?"

Since "Talk Like a Pirate Day" was last Friday, I thought she was either late to the game, or confused and trying to find our baked goods. Sadly, none of those are true. Because attached to the email, was this:



Get it? Three-legged dog? Pirate costume?

Oh, bloody hell.

Anyway. I'll be in Denver, CO from Sunday to Wednesday, so likely this'll be the last you hear of me for a few days. God knows what the dogs will be dressed in when I get home.

Have a good whatever.

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Listening to: Monty Burns - See My Vest

9 comments:

Girl With Curious Hair said...

You're just jealous you didn't think of this first. I literally can't stop laughing--and I hate pets dressed in anything.

sloaneclearv said...

that is the goddamn funniest thing i have ever, ever seen. it's even funnier than the Bolt trailer. it's shit like this that makes her my favorite- stop ridiculing her brilliance! C

mindydoesmpls said...

Your wife is fantastic. This picture is awesome!!

Kolby said...

I'd like to take this opportunity to officially volunteer to petsit for you and Mrs. TK, should you ever need a night to yourselves. Please understand that this offer is coming from a completely honorable place, and not from a desire to just spend an evening cuddling with and/or attempting to pupnap Audrey.

bionic bunny! said...

TK, you'll be horrified to know that both 3-legged buns are now looking at me with fear in their eyes...


sloan, you saw the bolt trailer?

Drake said...

I really like that she looks like she's saying "Arrrrr".

A Bowl Of Stupid said...

Riiiiight...

karabee said...

You taunt me with these pictures. I want her more than ever.

John said...

i've seen that look before. it says "help me".