Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Welcome, my friend, to the machine

Hello there.

So, just a couple of quick things: we have a new writer over at The Music is the Message. Please welcome Bear, otherwise known as The Ursine Calamity. His first post went up today.

I almost killed our temp yesterday. She's quite nice, if a bit quiet. I have a tendency to come bursting out of my office, which I did yesterday after a fairly urgent matter came out. She was walking down the hallway. I... um... "bumped" isn't really the right word. I smashed into her and sent her flying into the printer table. She doesn't appear to be permanently injured, however.

Anyway, I though people might like to know these things.


Girl With Curious Hair said...

I've missed your fun posts.

country roads said...

Well, that'll teach her to be more aware of her surroundings. Some people only learn the hard way.

Jez said...

Aren't you like 6'5" and 210 lbs? What are the stats of the temp? I'd like to do some physics math to figure out how much force you applied to her body. What do you think your speed was, in meters/sec squared?

TK said...

Um, well, I'm 6'2" and about 205 lbs. She's probably 5'4" and 105 soaking wet.

Yeah. It wasn't pretty.