So I was eating a salad, and I guess I was going at it a little too aggressively.
Regardless, I failed to remove the fork from my mouth in time, and ended up biting down pretty hard and shattering the plastic fork.
In my mouth...
... and then I swallowed some of it by accident.
It hurts a little, in my belly.
This is worse than that time I bit my finger while eating a sandwich. Also, I have salad dressing on my shirt. And pants.
Goddamnit, does this shit happen to anyone else? I need to know. I desperately need to know. I can't be the only one of my kind, can I?
Fuck. Do me a favor and read my newest Music Is The Message post please? Just to make me feel better?