Tuesday, September 11, 2007

We interrupt this blog for a very important message:

First, some examples:

Example 1: If I do not like you, you are a loser. NOT a looser.
Example 2: If I am slow, I will lose the race. NOT loose the race.

I swear to fucking God, the next person who mixes up the words "lose" and "loose" - as in "I am going to loose my mind if you people don't learn to motherfucking spell"... that person is going to wake up in the trunk of my car.


As you were.

This message was brought to you by the people who told you that "heighth is NOT a fucking word, fuckbag. It's HEIGHT, goddammit."


girl with curious hair said...

Are you reading resumes again? If so, I need to get a donut and weight for the fun to start...

TK said...

Are you trying to drive me crazy?

Are you?!

MelodyLane said...

Hee Hee Hee

dmbmeg said...

we can conversate about this later.

Jez said...

Yeah! That's what I say! Goddamn loosers!

I actually had an online zine back in 1996, called The Sh!tty. One time, I had some teenage kid call me a looser for something I had written in it. I received another email from the kid's father, saying the kid used his email account. I often wondered if the guy was just drunk and blamed it on a fictional kid.

Fuck it, I published the kid's letter exactly how he wrote it. I think there was like 8 spelling errors.

Alex the Odd said...

I think it says something about me that I just frantically checked my most recent blog posts for said mistake.

Paranoia is not a fun condition.

I used to be given every CV that came into our old office to scan and consequently mock, in fact people from other stores would save me the worst examples.

Yeah, I framed them and hung them in our store room.

Maxine Dangerous said...

Oh, TK. Your to particular sometimes...

(I think a blood vessel in my brain just burst from typing that. The lengths I go to when commenting on your blog... ;))

country roads said...

damn..maxine beat me to it. now I'm the looser.

TK said...

I hate you all.

kelsi said...

tk, i have only just started to read your blog because of how highly you've been recommended, and now it's official.
i think i love you. thank you for writing this.

demondoll said...

I walked into a fast-food place and had to walk out- they were advertising

hot buttered corns
2 for $1

I went back in, I just had to catch my breathe four a minute.

MelodyLane said...

The people that spell it that way might be the people that live in a van down by the river.

*In honor of your title quote*

New Texan said...

TK, you are such a lose cannon. Calm down man.

TK said...

kelsi - Welcome. Please take off your shoes, if you don't mind.

Demondoll - see? you feel my pain. Maybe they meant hot buttered foot growths. OK, my brain just threw up.

Melody - *giggles hysterically*

NT - I will find you and kill you if you do that again. After the playoffs.

elyse the portuguese said...


Pictures are hung, people are hanged. FUCKING GET IT RIGHT.

and, I'm almost positive "over exagerated" is completely redundant.

I'm also almost positive that ridiculous is never, ever spelled with an e.

Good Job, tk. Someone needs to educate these bastards.

Rev said...

I want to invent tiny robots that fly around everywhere and stab people who make such mistakes. And yes, I plan on calling them Spelling Bees.

sybil law said...

I have a friend who spells probably like this: proubley.
I'd like to kill her.
I am in complete agreement with you.
Nice blog!