Friday, September 21, 2007

Oh, for fuck's sake.

It's the 21st again.

13 comments:

Lauren said...

I give... are you going to that God awful meeting again, or what? Because you've got me stumped on this one. What happens on the 21st?!

TK said...

It means it's Burt Reynolds Mustache posting day for me. Click the text, then read and weep.

New Texan said...

Listen pal, I love your stories and all, but I have to tell you... this whole "mustache" thing is remarkably retarded. Of course, I may just be a cool-kid-wannabe on the outside looking in, but I don't think so.

Now, don't go kicking my ass... I still read the shit over there, and I know you have a short fuse.

Here's a question for a man who knows the ins and outs of immigration law and whatnot: Is it possible to deport Greg Gagne, JD Drew, Terry Francona, and a few others? I don't care where they go... I just want them gone.

New Texan said...

Ooops... Erig Gagne, not Greg. You knew what I meant. These guys are making me lose my damned mind.

litelysalted said...

Oh, wah wah, I'm TK and I have one whole deadline a month! I, on the other hand, barely even have time to drink myself into a stupor these days.

...aaaaand....


menstruation!

TK said...

NT - ACTIVATE PANIC MODE! ACTIVATE PANIC MODE! ACTIVATE PANIC MODE!

LS - ACK!! Thanks. I particularly liked the comment in that post where people who are grossed out by the M word are somehow misogynists. But you're right, you are SO busy and SO popular. But at least you're not neglecting your blog anymore. I was about to call DBW (Dept. of Blog Welfare)

New Texan said...

oh, it's activated!!!!!!!! at least this doesn't have 1978 implications, as they will slide into the Wild Card at worst... but still. Brutal.

Kerstin said...

Not to make light of it being the 21st and you have to actually post something somewhere else...or that you have to deal with the immigration assholes...but that story made my entire day. Thank you TK, thank you very much.

litelysalted said...

Every time we're having fun somebody's gotta come along and throw down the fucking misogyny card. G'damn complaineys.

Busy, yes -- but and don't go acting like you don't know you're more popular than me. As if!

TK said...

LS - Wait... I'm confused now. I am more popular than you? Or I'm not... Hmph. Sounds like misogyny to me.

Kerstin - you're very welcome.

Ranylt said...

Cry me a river. At least you aren't in the middle of a major house move and have to bow out of one's, erm, film reviewing duties for two freaking weeks.

Or moving to a rural area where you'll be dragging on dial-up--DIAL-UP--for the indefinite future.

I am so fucked.

I will be so quiet soon, it's like I'm not even there.

*Runs off to kvetch and kick at walls in a right pert.*

TK said...

Dial up?

DIAL UP?

Jesus. Have they discovered fire yet?

Ranylt said...

Fire? Yes. But they're still drawing their wagons on square stone slabs. You should see what it does to the roads.