Friday, March 21, 2008

This Is What It Sounds Like When Worlds Collide

Watch the skies tomorrow, people. Look for the signs. It would be a good day to stock up on dried goods and ammo and lock yourselves in your basements/fallout shelters.

Because tomorrow, two of the most awkward, clumsy, and dangerous people in the known universe will meet... for lunch!!!!

Who knows what terrible fate will befall them. Who knows what disasters will occur. The universe might implode. It may rain toads. We may get ketchup in our eyes.

Yes, tomorrow marks the meeting of myself and A Lover and A Fighter. Mrs. TK will be there to witness, and perhaps clean up/put out any accidental fires.

Don't say you weren't warned.


A Lover and a Fighter said...

I'm wearing a dress made out of teflon! And we should both get those helmets that they wear on american gladiator when they're fighting/jousting with those q-tip things. Know what I mean?

Vermillion said...

*Mrs. TK in slow motion run as explosions go off in the background*


*pulls a lttile girl out of the way of the resulting firestorm*

In the wreckage, a lone firefighter finds them and call over the medical personnel.

"How the hell could two people you destroy ten city blocks just by sitting down?"

*Mrs. TK, mournfully* "Dammit, they found a way."

A Lover and a Fighter said...

Vermillion, i think i like you quite a bit.

kelsi said...

i still say: dine somewhere with bibs.
it's your best bet.

dmbmeg said...

No fair!

[stomps foot]

Anonymous said...

Weirdness abounds on the interwebs today.

You and my friend JamieSmitten decided to both us the exact same graphic of an explosion in your posts.

This can't be good.

mindy said...

I can't wait to hear how this goes.

karabee said...

Mrs. TK will make a great chaperone. I hear the success of these meetings has a lot to do with quality supervision. ;)

Give the Mrs. and Audrey-beagle my best!

girl with curious hair said...

I hope you're not going for pho. Those are accidents waiting to happen. And maybe not a place that has condiments, dressing, sauce or...

Oh dear.

Laurie said...
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Anonymous said...

If On the Virg were coming also, I would be in my bunker to wait out my days in joyful anticipation of the rapture.

Laurie said...

Oh my God you deleted my comment!! You can dish it out TK but you can't take it!
I'll be very amused as I read your vitriol in future, knowing you are weak in reality. Remember that, as you delete this one to keep your blog pure of negative comments.

dmbmeg said...

OK let's see here.

In one corner we have an awesomely funny, witty, intelligent guy who I enjoy talking to quite a bit, and whose blog makes me laugh every time I click on it.

In another corner, we have some anonymous twat who leaves horrble comments and who 1) Obviously isn't funny enough to get a blog of her own or 2) Probably resembles a female Steve Buscemi.

I mean, think about it. WHat other reason would people have to troll blogs of people other than to mask their own pathetic insecurities?

TK most likely deleted your comment because he didn't want to embarass you by eviscerating you in a comment as I know he is more than capable of. I, on the other-hand, am not that classy.

Go fuck yourself.


TK said...

Laurie - I was going to respond, but my good buddy Meggles seems to have beaten me to it. I'm not sure what you hope to accomplish with these little tirades - I don't know you, and from your infantile antics, I certainly don't want to. But just to be clear: this website is for me and my friends. I'm sorry that it doesn't meet your lofty standards, but I can assure you - if you continue to spam my comments sections with your obnoxious bullshit, I will delete your comments. And I will fucking smile while I do it.

Please go away, and find a website that you DO enjoy. I think that's the best thing for us all.

To everyone else: Sorry for this little interruption. But let me assure you: A Lover and a Fighter was an absolute delight. And nothing exploded.

pls dont hurt me w/ your words said...

I wish I could get into your blog, sir. I read dmbmeg(it's my secret shame) and that lovely lady at hobocamp, but you, I just can't get into you...and I don;t know why!

TK said...

pls dont hurt me w/ your words said... -

1. There is nothing shameful about dmbmeg's blog. NOTHING, you hear me?

2. I don't have a problem with people who don't like my blog. I have a problem with assholes. You don't appear to be one. I'm sorry you don't like it, and I guess I recommend you move along and find one that you DO like.

pls don said...

I moved on long ago but always check back just in case!