tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post5614531790035305589..comments2023-10-21T08:59:43.855-04:00Comments on Uncooked Meat: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-56163167997645653852007-08-18T10:12:00.000-04:002007-08-18T10:12:00.000-04:00TK!Re: Kat DenningsFunny thing for a man with no f...TK!<BR/><BR/>Re: Kat Dennings<BR/><BR/>Funny thing for a man with no future to be declaring duels and such, but fine by me!<BR/><BR/>*glove slap!* <BR/><BR/>I demand satisfaction!VermillionBrainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16784952999463984812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-12429307547516286052007-08-17T05:58:00.000-04:002007-08-17T05:58:00.000-04:00When you publish your book, will you sign an advan...When you publish your book, will you sign an advance copy for me? I'm going to ebay the shit out of it.A Lover and a Fighterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11111363168909263149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-83292536694072670692007-08-16T19:34:00.000-04:002007-08-16T19:34:00.000-04:00Hey man, I was pretty fucking astounded. Still am...Hey man, <I>I</I> was pretty fucking astounded. Still am. I'm convinced it's the reason I fell into my closet the other day.TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-27142586511598875702007-08-16T19:15:00.000-04:002007-08-16T19:15:00.000-04:00Ok - Nobody seems astounded with how twilight-zone...Ok - Nobody seems astounded with how twilight-zone-freaky that fortune cookie thing is. That could be the beginning of a Stephen King style, cursed by a gypsy, kind of story. I would have demanded a second cookie. Man, that would have really freaked me out. What are the chances of two blanks and an empty? Astounding.Garrett Reidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13161424441188544717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-55347595492509750582007-08-16T18:55:00.000-04:002007-08-16T18:55:00.000-04:00Bella - My job is many things, but it is rarely bo...Bella - My job is many things, but it is rarely boring.<BR/><BR/>Mortarbored:<BR/>1. Bite me.<BR/>2. Let's hang sometime.<BR/>3. Ha yourself.<BR/><BR/>Melody - Yup. What can I say, some days my life is like a Warren Zevon song. Of course, some days I want to set myself on fire.TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-47069361526547601142007-08-16T14:47:00.000-04:002007-08-16T14:47:00.000-04:00HA HA!! That is the best fortune cookie story. Mi...HA HA!! That is the best fortune cookie story. Mine are always pointless, like "It is a beautiful day" or "You are a ray of sunshine" (ask anyone who knows me and they will start laughing at this). <BR/><BR/>Heroin, guns, and money? Your job is way more exciting than mine.MelodyLanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15820218819541490794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-80862661204370969682007-08-16T13:49:00.000-04:002007-08-16T13:49:00.000-04:00First off - you should post more.Second - that's a...First off - you should post more.<BR/><BR/>Second - that's a perfectly <I>fine</I> way to spend a Monday. If you replace chinese with dominos and baseball with House and Monday with Thursday, I did the same thing last week.<BR/><BR/>Third - HAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-29551992743335747002007-08-16T13:24:00.000-04:002007-08-16T13:24:00.000-04:00Gee, the real world sucks, doesn't it? Nice to hav...Gee, the real world sucks, doesn't it? Nice to have a job that keeps you on your toes though and not, uh, bored and mindless?<BR/><BR/>I'm sure a little boredom here and there wouldn't hurt though, right?Bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03776447103944171477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-74529789855320511332007-08-16T12:40:00.000-04:002007-08-16T12:40:00.000-04:00Red - I'm telling you, this place was good. It cl...Red - I'm telling you, this place was <I>good</I>. It closed down so soon, it was probably before your time.<BR/><BR/>LS - Yeah. You're a riot. <I>*quietly biding my time</I>*<BR/><BR/>Curious - Guilty as charged. I like to do everything, all at once.<BR/><BR/>OTV - Well, not <I>daily</I>. But... yeah. It happens. I've actually worked in FAAAAR worse environments. Some other post, some other time.<BR/><BR/>Manny - Drunk again, I see.<BR/><BR/>Alex - Yup. Soon I'm gonna start turning into a werewolf.<BR/><BR/>CR - see?! This is what <I>I'm</I> sayin'...TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-34417191919946968902007-08-16T09:05:00.000-04:002007-08-16T09:05:00.000-04:00I've only gotten one blank one before. It does fr...I've only gotten one blank one before. It does freak you out...country roadshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09783347506375221190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-63321155595206382212007-08-16T04:34:00.000-04:002007-08-16T04:34:00.000-04:00I don't know TK having no pre-ordained future soun...I don't know <B>TK</B> having no pre-ordained future sounds kind of spiffy to me - just think nothing you do for the rest of your life will actually affect the course of the universe in any way whatsoever...<BR/><BR/>... actually yeah dude, you're totally cursed.Alex the Oddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03752466026029826067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-49872595915893392902007-08-16T01:21:00.000-04:002007-08-16T01:21:00.000-04:00Hah! Operation Uncooked Meat Tenderizer has begun....Hah! Operation Uncooked Meat Tenderizer has begun...soon you'll be losing keys, your socks will not match, and then...well, it's just too horrible to say.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-14245821236880689252007-08-15T17:29:00.000-04:002007-08-15T17:29:00.000-04:00Ghezus Christ! And these are the kind of people y...Ghezus Christ! And these are the kind of people you have to deal with on a daily basis? Just...Wow.<BR/><BR/>Though it does bring me back to my glory days as a sexy, international arms dealer. The danger, the excitement!onthevirghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07393086385087962938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-6572811872351442742007-08-15T13:50:00.000-04:002007-08-15T13:50:00.000-04:00You keep all this fun stuff bottled up and share j...You keep all this fun stuff bottled up and share just once a week? That's blog abuse. More power to whoever is harassing you to blog. <BR/><BR/>What a bizarre week at work! I never thought the $20k in cash I had laying around the house would end up in MA. Could you forward that? Thanks.<BR/><BR/>And your lack of fortunes in the fortune cookie are the best fortune cookie story ever.Girl With Curious Hairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07572130487626244910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-64486818795086662662007-08-15T13:38:00.000-04:002007-08-15T13:38:00.000-04:00Maybe they just get their fortune cookie's from "C...Maybe they just get their fortune cookie's from "Chang's House of Shitty Cookies."<BR/><BR/>Here is my requisite fortune cookie joke: At a table full of people cracking open and reading their cookies/fortunes -- crack yours open, furrow your brow, and pretend to read, "That wasn't pork you just ate." A crowd pleaser every time! (And by crowd pleaser I really mean that all my friends hate me.)litelysaltedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08817381245212129546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-39557688851284716002007-08-15T13:04:00.000-04:002007-08-15T13:04:00.000-04:00Good Chinese food in Madison? Dude, are you still ...Good Chinese food in Madison? Dude, are you still high?<BR/><BR/>Wow, when things get nuts at your job, that's just on a completely different level than nuts at my job. Mine's more along the lines of 'if we don't get these books done they don't get sold, we don't get paid, and someone gets fired.' But yours is 'wait, did this person die, get arrested, or kill someone?' Your job is SO much cooler.<BR/><BR/>(Oh, and thanks for the post - 'bout time.)Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.com