tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post3546353488078516986..comments2023-10-21T08:59:43.855-04:00Comments on Uncooked Meat: Here's your Antichrist Superstar...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-64412297241692356702007-11-30T15:32:00.000-05:002007-11-30T15:32:00.000-05:00Wow. What a bizarre crowd. I think I'd feel extrem...Wow. What a bizarre crowd. I think I'd feel extremely uncomfortable in that situation and probably try to sneak out the bathroom window. I guess you're a better man than I am.The Exhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02361762239371484451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-35173299598970770662007-11-28T00:26:00.000-05:002007-11-28T00:26:00.000-05:00How have you managed to live this long and not get...How have you managed to live this long and not get struck by lightning yet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-87013956419858339832007-11-27T21:21:00.000-05:002007-11-27T21:21:00.000-05:00You got stoned on Thanksgiving? Well done, Tk. Wel...You got stoned on Thanksgiving? Well done, Tk. Well done. And I mean who wouldn't after the dog shit incident?ETPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02012998621728819306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-81557352867037053642007-11-27T16:03:00.000-05:002007-11-27T16:03:00.000-05:00dude, poop on the shirt=way worse than slightly un...dude, poop on the shirt=way worse than slightly uncomfortable meal as a guest. at least you didn't know all the little uncomfortable family things there. i mean, come on, JEWS???<BR/><BR/>(jk, obv.)<BR/><BR/>(about the jew comment, not the poop one.)<BR/><BR/>(you are classy.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-12818526491962183092007-11-27T09:47:00.000-05:002007-11-27T09:47:00.000-05:00Perhaps you should stick with the jews...they kept...Perhaps you should stick with the jews...they kept your shirt clean :-Pcountry roadshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09783347506375221190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-18252236493804484872007-11-27T02:07:00.000-05:002007-11-27T02:07:00.000-05:00Wow (slowly clapping). Two awkward dinners in one...Wow (slowly clapping). Two awkward dinners in one weekend? At least Shabbat commenced without any serious accidents, stains, cuts or shouting out 'gangbangers'. <BR/><BR/>Great, now I'm craving latkas.Girl With Curious Hairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07572130487626244910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-39697522791197194512007-11-27T01:33:00.000-05:002007-11-27T01:33:00.000-05:00Wow, when you said shit-house, I thought you were ...Wow, when you said shit-house, I thought you were joking! I'm clumsy, too- but I don't have your theatrical flair.<BR/>(I like the thin pancake things with the sour cream and apple sauce. But is that only for Yom Kapur?)demondollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109263098173803603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-64035556398267386982007-11-26T22:00:00.000-05:002007-11-26T22:00:00.000-05:00With no shame, I admit that I get some measure of ...With no shame, I admit that I get some measure of schadenfreude out of reading these posts. If only to know that there is a human being in the world who is as clumsy (and perhaps MORE clumsy) and as accident prone as I am.<BR/><BR/>Was there kugel at your dinner party? Lord knows, I loves me some good kugel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-88797302255774438252007-11-26T16:43:00.000-05:002007-11-26T16:43:00.000-05:00TK - OTV - oddly, I usually manage to confine thes...TK - OTV - oddly, I usually manage to confine these incidents to myself.<BR/><BR/>Lauren - Even more oddly, I don't think it's as bad when I'm drinking. Except for the time I broke my cell phone. And my watch. And the time I... aw, crap.<BR/><BR/>Kelsi - That is both nifty and bizarre.<BR/><BR/>Kerstin - I win.<BR/><BR/>Heather - If you think I can't injure/mess on myself without using my hands, well, you don't know me very well...<BR/><BR/>Red - Gee, thanks. And re: the party - man, if I could find some way to record that monologue, this post would have been much funnier.<BR/><BR/>Tex - Yeah, I know. But hey, how 'bout them Patriots? And Celtics?TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-73546724025871651012007-11-26T16:27:00.000-05:002007-11-26T16:27:00.000-05:00Oy...Oy...New Texanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06216050425313923932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-25776450462102511442007-11-26T14:21:00.000-05:002007-11-26T14:21:00.000-05:00Well I like how klutzy you are - I think it's ende...Well I like how klutzy you are - I think it's endearing.<BR/><BR/>As for the dinner party, the moment I read the guest list I thought 'Weird group. If tk has an internal commentary voice that's even half as entertaining as mine, that night had all the earmarks of being AWESOME.'Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-49988907422795631942007-11-26T13:57:00.000-05:002007-11-26T13:57:00.000-05:00Man, I'm speechless. A shitty shirt and a minority...Man, I'm speechless. A shitty shirt and a minority-five-alarm dinner. Dude.<BR/><BR/>I heard about a discount straight-jacket Web site. Let me find the address for you..... dang, must have thrown it away.<BR/><BR/>Sorry.Coal Miner's Granddaughterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14320077738770745217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-76835826314672964162007-11-26T13:17:00.000-05:002007-11-26T13:17:00.000-05:00I know this must have been horribly embarassing an...I know this must have been horribly embarassing and just not fun at all...but I gotta say, I'm so thankful I'm not the only freaking klutz with bad luck in the world.<BR/><BR/>While I did not encounter a shitty shirt, I did manage to go to the river bank and SINK UP TO MY KNEES in cold mud. I don't even want to think about what is now making a home in my sneakers.Kerstinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12450043041460358441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-74387194804938594822007-11-26T13:09:00.000-05:002007-11-26T13:09:00.000-05:00like an awkward cat, though, you always seem to la...like an awkward cat, though, you always seem to land on your feet. sort of. <BR/>and our thanksgivings shared a cantorial school theme. that's kind of nifty.kelsihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01664199219218001021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-90867515021384878352007-11-26T12:49:00.000-05:002007-11-26T12:49:00.000-05:00TK.. I... you... *sigh*. I worry for your safety. ...TK.. I... you... *sigh*. I worry for your safety. How do these things HAPPEN to you? How are they even POSSIBLE?! Out of curiousity, does your clumsiness get any better or worse when alcohol gets thrown into the mix? Because you drink a lot, and if it makes things worse I might have to start worrying about you a little more.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-70901728095222908922007-11-26T11:49:00.000-05:002007-11-26T11:49:00.000-05:00I just...I mean...I don't even know what to say he...I just...I mean...I don't even know what to say here. Your wife must live in constant fear of accidental death from being in close proximity to you.onthevirghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07393086385087962938noreply@blogger.com