tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post3273312538383282302..comments2023-10-21T08:59:43.855-04:00Comments on Uncooked Meat: There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-2735184563725453832007-08-17T12:09:00.000-04:002007-08-17T12:09:00.000-04:00Priceless.Scaring the kids in a dentist's office w...Priceless.<BR/><BR/>Scaring the kids in a dentist's office without intending to is worth a heck of alot more points than hitting a drunk who is crossing the streets against the lights.<BR/><BR/>just kidding.<BR/><BR/>This is why we brush our teeth...<BR/><BR/>Someday, I'll do a story about the dentist who stuck the need out from next to my nose. ...<BR/><BR/>meowAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-12933990341014235412007-08-14T15:41:00.000-04:002007-08-14T15:41:00.000-04:001) Very, very funny.2) Are you ever going to post ...1) Very, very funny.<BR/>2) Are you ever going to post anything new again? Just checking.Redheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763007541819974123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-50288673017920905722007-08-13T18:45:00.000-04:002007-08-13T18:45:00.000-04:00Oh. My. God. You are a brave, brave soul. No way...Oh. My. God. You are a brave, brave soul. No way in hell would I take repeated shots and drilling without some sort of "knock me the fuck out" drugs. <BR/><BR/>I am also notoriously bad at going to the dentist. I hate him. He just makes up shit for me to get done so he can take his family on fabulous vacations.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-26373315058113519272007-08-09T20:29:00.000-04:002007-08-09T20:29:00.000-04:00That was bloody brilliant. The photo was really i...That was bloody brilliant. The photo was really inspired. You got me 1) yesterday when I first read this, and 2) this morning when I woke up and pictured you walking out in the waiting room with that scary face. My silent giggles shook the bed so hard it woke up and annoyed my husband.QueBarbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05550500030225716336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-71569267606397436232007-08-09T15:39:00.000-04:002007-08-09T15:39:00.000-04:00Meh, a lip piercing means that the enamel on my bo...Meh, a lip piercing means that the enamel on my bottom teeth is screwed anyway. I really <I>really</I> should consider going soon.Alex the Oddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03752466026029826067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-64131445000105629082007-08-09T14:55:00.000-04:002007-08-09T14:55:00.000-04:00nausea overcomes me.seriously people, just go to t...nausea overcomes me.<BR/><BR/><BR/>seriously people, just go to the damn dentist before your teeth start to rot and you won't have to worry about these horrors.<BR/><BR/>thanks to 6 years of braces that have weakened the enamel on <I>my</I> teeth, I have no choice but to suck it up and visit Dr. Horror at the very least twice a year. fun.Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13369558937776987035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-80114898563596504132007-08-09T12:09:00.000-04:002007-08-09T12:09:00.000-04:00Alex - a guy can only dream about permanently scar...Alex - a guy can only dream about permanently scarring small children.<BR/><BR/>boo - thank you. I'll take my prize now.<BR/><BR/>Mortarbored - I live but to serve.<BR/><BR/>F.O.L. - I AM A MAN!!! I also wore a burlap sack over my head.<BR/><BR/>Vermillion - Um... ew?<BR/><BR/>Ranylt - awww <I>*blush*</I><BR/><BR/>Curious - I don't avoid dentists. I just... oh, shut up.<BR/><BR/>Chez - No, but I figured you'd be the one to ask. I think I did enough emotional damage that day.<BR/><BR/>Country Roads - Yeah, but it would have come out as a belligerent "wulsh!?"... and more bloody drool.TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-47388402694667449702007-08-09T06:34:00.000-04:002007-08-09T06:34:00.000-04:00You should've looked at the kids and the parents a...You should've looked at the kids and the parents and said "What?"country roadshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09783347506375221190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-23653819930842218842007-08-09T02:05:00.000-04:002007-08-09T02:05:00.000-04:00Yeah, but did you whip out your dick and piss on a...Yeah, but did you whip out your dick and piss on a priest?<BR/><BR/>(And come to think of it, had you really been Rawhead Rex, you would've just picked up those kids and bitten their heads off.)Chezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06125538523345637439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-44209998576291502002007-08-08T22:07:00.000-04:002007-08-08T22:07:00.000-04:00TK,This story makes my dentist visits seem like fu...TK,<BR/><BR/>This story makes my dentist visits seem like fun little tea parties. Your avoidance of dentists is admirable, although possibly counterproductive. <BR/><BR/>Now I have to write a dentists story. As soon as I can reclaim my computer...Girl With Curious Hairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07572130487626244910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-56381543187468173162007-08-08T18:06:00.000-04:002007-08-08T18:06:00.000-04:00That's it. You've officially killed me.I am dead,...That's it. You've officially killed me.<BR/><BR/>I am dead, and you will <I> never </I> top that post.Ranylt Richildishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06330036965799985943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-19764931965446662352007-08-08T16:50:00.000-04:002007-08-08T16:50:00.000-04:00I also went to the dentist recently after years of...I also went to the dentist recently after years of successful avoidance. <BR/><BR/>I was notified that, because my baby teeth are like a goddamn picket line, not letting anyone break through, I have wisdom teeth up the wazoo. <BR/><BR/>This is happening despite the fact I already had my canines (and other teeth) pulled because the little bastards wouldn't fall out naturally, forcing the permanent ones to punch through the gumline above them. It made me look like a mako shark.<BR/><BR/>So now I have a oral surgeon referral sitting next to me, reminding me I have 1-3 years to do it, or my mouth will be too old to heal properly. Which is some sick crap, if you ask me.VermillionBrainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16784952999463984812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-64891332272086408592007-08-08T16:00:00.000-04:002007-08-08T16:00:00.000-04:00So people really look as freakish as they feel at ...So people really look as freakish as they feel at the dentists office? Did you say, "I am not an animal" all Joseph Merrick style?fear.of.landinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01455224209152965054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-83053783228617393982007-08-08T15:31:00.000-04:002007-08-08T15:31:00.000-04:00Sweet. I requested amusing blog posts to assuage m...Sweet. I requested amusing blog posts to assuage my boredome, and they have been delivered. I give you an A.<BR/><BR/>I was just telling onthevirg on his blog about the time I had nitrous at the dentist when I got a tooth pulled and how it was like "flying through a world of colors."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-73559938403151625422007-08-08T15:11:00.000-04:002007-08-08T15:11:00.000-04:00OH MY GAWD!!!! I'm going to have to stop reading y...OH MY GAWD!!!! I'm going to have to stop reading your blog if you don't quit this shit. Seriously. The Rawhead Rex picture sent me over the edge...I'm so bookmarking this entry so that anytime I need a good laugh I can read your blog and look at that image, all the while imagining you walking through a waiting room of little kids and their parents. AWESOME. You win TK. I don't know what it IS, exactly, that you win, but you WIN.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26687368.post-9086660098196865102007-08-08T14:43:00.000-04:002007-08-08T14:43:00.000-04:00You do realise that your misadventure is probably ...You do realise that your misadventure is probably responsible for all the children present suffering from severe gum disease and tooth decay through being too freaked out to go near a dentist ever again right, <B>TK</B>?<BR/><BR/>The last time I went near a dentist the psychopathic bitch ripped out a tooth complete with splayed roots with <I>no fucking anaesthetic</I>. Evil.Alex the Oddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03752466026029826067noreply@blogger.com